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I hate that I have work today. I just want to be fucked all day.

— 21 hours ago with 1 note

autisticenjolras:

a reminder to my asexual friends that it’s okay to want to have sex

and also okay to not want to have sex

and also okay to be kinda curious about sex, but feel kind of grossed out abou tit

and a reminder to my aro friends that it’s okay to want to be in some sort of relationship

or to want to avoid anything that resembles romance in any way shape or form

whatever you want, your identity is your own and is valid, and nobody can take it away from you 

(Source: heliospanoptes, via sonahaazrah)

— 1 day ago with 12135 notes
gothzomboy:

serving ezra miller circa 2010.

gothzomboy:

serving ezra miller circa 2010.

— 2 days ago with 15 notes
#my friend  #true cute 

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

(via telegram-jam)

— 2 days ago with 550428 notes

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

(Source: mysticaljew, via bard0)

— 2 days ago with 138014 notes

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

(via heyyitsmags)

— 2 days ago with 137276 notes
yungkawaiiinigga:

klokoween:

spookyhoneybadger:

behold, this actual bag of trash.

why do the whites love her???

:((((

yungkawaiiinigga:

klokoween:

spookyhoneybadger:

behold, this actual bag of trash.

why do the whites love her???

:((((

(via shychemist)

— 3 days ago with 23413 notes
#piece of trash  #jennifer lawrence  #transphobia  #fuck her 

halfbakedrock:

Any of my local friends want to have a threesome with me and a friend

— 3 days ago with 1 note
#still a serious question  #like really serious 
j0ye:

creepyswan:

Rest in peace Meep. All you wanted to do was decapitate things.

*meeps in the distance*

j0ye:

creepyswan:

Rest in peace Meep. All you wanted to do was decapitate things.

*meeps in the distance*

— 3 days ago with 1180 notes
#I was very angry at him dying  #meep was a creepy little cute thing  #ahs 

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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(Source: ruby-white-rabbit, via the-color-of-alternativity)

— 3 days ago with 209145 notes